SNL Canceled!
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SNL Canceled!

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Unfortunately, SALT canceled this year’s Saturday Night Live due to an odd and disturbing occurrence. Last week, after a regular rehearsal, the student participants never returned to their dorms and homes. We knew something was up when they did not attend classes for several days in a row. Their families and friends have no idea where they went. It seems they just disappeared without warning or telling where they went.

Some students and faculty around campus during this time claimed that the CLC was covered in a bright, white light for a few minutes before it disappeared. But when the maintenance crew checked on the electricity, nothing seemed to be out of order, and there was a gap in the security camera tape.

A few people have taken to social media, some claiming it was the rapture, with others saying it was a UFO encounter. There are no clues left for the police to find out what happened. A story will be covered on the local news tonight at 8 pm. 

Meanwhile, the campus has been filled with chaos and fear:

“I’m scared, I really think they might have been abducted!” said one student.

“It must be the end times. With all that is happening in today’s world, the rapture seems to be the only sensible explanation. I’m excited but also nervous,” said a teacher.

Still, a few insist that there must be some sort of logical explanation but don’t have any guess as to what has happened. Some locals have set up candlelight prayer vigils while the families and friends of the missing wait for them to return home.

No one knows what has happened, and neither do we. We can only hope that the missing students and faculty will return to us with no problems.

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